Bitch, your hat's on crooked.
No wonder she's so distraught!
That hat is so heavy she cannot even hold her head up straight.Now, I loves me some Cher but what does that set have to do with the song, unless it's meant to imply she's in Hell because they "almost" made it.
Remarkably, even in '75, "The Middle Earth Variety Hour" was more or less a flop as a summer replacement series. Choreographing the orcs and dwarves couldn't have been easy, but that hat didn't help any, either. Sadly, the immortal clip of Glenn Campbell singing "By the Time I Get to Mordor" in a hobbit outfit appears to have been lost...
It's like an outtake from "The Paul Lynde Halloween Special"
Or Sean Hayes (as Jack) impersonating Cher.
If it wasn't for "artsy" numbers like this we would have never got that joint lit and passed around the room. BrianB