Thankfully, they're protected by that giant sneeze guard.
Why it's The Night Porter: The Musical!
Reminds me of that punch-line from Ab Fab "New Year" episode about the Karl Lagerfeld bondage rooms at Club 64.
The Tom of Finland freeze-frame/tableau vivant at the end raises it to the level of High Art. I just love a Cy Coleman/BDSM number, don't you?