Darlings, since the debut of The Redundant Variety Hour, we've been searching for the perfect clip of global phenomenon Caterina Valente. However, it wasn't until we changed our focus from her early years to a later era that our prayers were answered. In the video above, she's in full Helen Lawson mode. Bow down, bitches! Several years later she performed the same number (below) with a more refined fierceness and an outfit borrowed from Dalida. We hope you enjoy them both as much as we do!