Suzanne Somers Has a New Attitude!


Oh, darlings, where to begin?

UPDATE: This video has been taken down, but we're keeping the post up because we love the comments!

18 comments:

  1. Where were the gays in Suzanne's life??? Clearly, not in the choreographer or fashion designer positions for this show.

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  2. Heavens to Murgatroyd! When she hits those higher notes her voice sounds like this noise my car made after I drove for too long with a hole in my radiator.

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  3. It's like she's singing just any note that pops into her head!

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  4. Hoo, Hoo, Hoo. She got it. BTW, who is Steve Middleman?

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    1. Beat Rosie O'Donnell on Star Search in 1984.

      (OK, that's not saying much.)

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  5. This gives me a new appreciation for Joyce DeWitt.

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  6. And they rehearsed for hours I am sure. Sad.

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  7. Damn, those natural hormones sure work good!

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  8. OMG - I've always hated this song and Suzanne Somers making it so bland only makes it worse!

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  9. Such a sad, puckered, watered-down white girl version of this song.

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  10. Was this a commercial for Butterick patterns? Because she's always shilling something and those are some serious home sewn satins.

    BrianB

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  11. I suppose we should be grateful that someone distracted her from making crap like this in favor of selling crappy merchandise on that home-shopping network. No singing or dancing on home-shopping, she just sits on her ass promoting her overpriced garbage.

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    1. That Thigh-master made her millions! It's a shame she couldn't make a teeny-tiny one to exercise her vocal cords.

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  12. How I wish she had both a new costumer and a new voice.

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    1. I was about to say the same thing about the Eartha Kitt video.

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