This is exactly what it would have looked like had NBC, in 1978, staged an All Star Salute to Quaaludes on the leftover sets from Logan's Run.
It's like Southern Baptist Heaven.
During the first 60 seconds with the disembodied head floating around - all I could think of was Thombeau and Poseidon were having a seance somewhere.
HA! We were, but truth be told we were trying to conjure up Kate Smith!