Ladies and Gentlemen, Suzanne Somers!


Two numbers for the price of one! And remember, you get what you pay for.


(Once again, thanks to TJB for this gem!)

17 comments:

  1. When it rains men in my neighborhood, I like them to be wearing less than this! (And isn't Ms. Somers' commentary in the early segment annoying?!)

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    1. I thoroughly agree with all of the above!

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  2. Patti Labelle must be rolling around in her grave.
    Oh...never mind.

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    1. Honey, Patti does enough rolling around on the stage.

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  3. I am pretty sure I had Barbie outfits that looked like the costumes in this performance!!

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  4. That has to be the least inspired "dancing" I've seen since Whitney Houston was pretending to have rhythm. When in doubt, just stand still and let the back-up girls dance around you.

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  5. No she di'in't take on LaBelle!

    And The Weather Girls oughta kick her ass.

    Sounds like she has a ThighMaster™ stuck in her mouth.

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    1. We could always get Martha and Izora to sit on her. Or to bread her like a Van De Camp fish stick.

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  6. If her boob had popped out of her top at the end it would have been perfect.

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    1. It would have redeemed the entire endeavor. But, alas...

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  7. It's Lola Heatherton from "SCTV" in all of her untalented glory !!!

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  8. A lurex catsuit with a bustle - and I thought I had seen everything in fashion already!

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  9. She makes Lindsay Lohan seem like Julie Andrews in comparison. Jx

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  10. I heard she's leaving this act to Tori Spelling in her will.

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  11. marcus bachmann used this cover of,
    "it's raining men" as a pivotal part of his "ex-gay" therapy.

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