(Theme From) Valley of the Dolls


As performed by the fabulous King Sisters. And their wigs.



(Special thanks to ohbutyes of FabTV!)

19 comments:

  1. Would the real Helen Lawson please step forward?

    BrianB

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    1. The King Sisters don't go for booze and dope. Just hairspray and chiffon!

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  2. Never has so much talent so widely missed the point--only to demonstrate it by means of unintended irony. In short, something something frilly blue dresses.

    Thanks, Thom.

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  3. Why does it seem likely the big one on the end is singing bass?

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    1. I like to think it's the little one on the left.

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    2. Really? I was sure it was the one with the whiskey-and-cigarettes face second from left...

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    3. Actually, she's doing ALL of the voices!

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    4. Including the ones in your head!

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  4. One wonders if they sang at Andy Williams' funeral.

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    1. I believe that all of the King Sisters, save one beat Andy William's to heaven. They're appearing together in that great Branson Style Theatre in the sky!.

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    2. Oh, what a faux pas on my part!

      I've confused The King Sisters with The Lennon Sisters.

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    3. I often confuse the Mills Brothers with the Ames Brothers.

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    4. ...but never the Kessler Twins and the Lautrec twins... Jx

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  5. If Mormons aren't allowed to take in stimulants (no coffee klatch for the King Sister's - they drink "Postum"!), how do they get away singing a song about drug addiction?

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    1. They absorb diazepam through their wigs. Jx

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  6. It's amazing how those gals can make four voices seem like one!

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    1. And they pass the savings on to YOU!

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  7. Wore this very outfit to work yesterday but sadly lost the olive green hair bow on the subway.


    A. Green

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