West Side Story...Starring CHER!



Somewhere, someone thought this was a good idea. That someone was Cher.


16 comments:

  1. Cher is the only man I'd ever sleep with.

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  2. I wanted to see her have a knife-fight with herself.....

    So disappointed....

    Wanna Play Pork Swords!!!?

    Miss Your Face,
    wally

    xoxoxo

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  3. She's sadly unconvincing in the female roles. And that falsetto! Yeesh!
    On a related note, I was once told I could play every role in The Women.

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    1. That falsetto is most disturbing.

      I always thought you were a cross between Sylvia Fowler and Crystal Allen. Now I know why!

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  4. Wally, she DID have a knife fight with herself. It's just that she calls it "Plastic surgery"!

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  5. Did she consult with Chastity, er, CHAZ, for the butch roles?

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    1. Or, after seeing this, did Chastity consult with Cher before becoming Chaz?

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  6. It's alarming, not charming, I feel! And I'm not sure she is actually padded at the crotch to play The Jets, either - ewwww. Jx

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  7. OMG!

    I just saw a snippet of this on a web series called "The Outs" and thought, "Where the hell did they un-earth that?" And now here it is!

    Gotta say, I thought Cher could wear ANYTHING, but white eyelet and ruffles just isn't working, bless her heart!

    BrianB

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  8. Even so, she still looks more butch than Justin Bieber.

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  9. After watching this, I've had to schedule an appointment with my therapist.

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    1. There, there, it was just a bad dream...

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