Meanwhile, in a Galaxy Far, Far Away...



The Carpenters, John Davidson, and Suzanne Somers take you places you've never dreamed of.


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  1. For anyone who's curious, here's a clip of Mr. Davidson from last year. You've been warned.

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    1. I did a spit take on the makeover tips in the comments!

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    2. I found the Branson comment most appropriate.

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  2. Those were the days, when you could wear a brilliant white flared jumpsuit without a shirt, AND matching teeth, without getting arrested... Jx

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    1. That white jumpsuit shows off his white booty quite nicely.

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  3. Perhaps what disturbs me the most is when they say they're doing the Hustle when in fact they're doing the Bus Stop. There's a difference, people!

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    1. What do you expect from a robot in a tutu?

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  4. could i really dream of this place?
    they haven't invented a pill yet..

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  5. Was just reading Kitsch: The World of Bad Taste, a book I first saw IIRC in a Montgomery Wards as a bored kid. It was a collection of essays published in 1969. And the aggregate knowledge in that and a million books like it could not prepare one for even ten seconds of this. The White Afro'd Hyperspace of Kitsch. Dang . . . '70s TV was quite a world.

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    1. I don't think anything could prepare one for this.

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  6. Richard and Karen are the most sexless individuals imaginable. They are gender neutral.

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  7. Was this designed for the stage show in a geriatric cruise ship? And what went so terribly wrong with Suzanne's makeup??

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    1. I know! And her hair was was like straw. I'm sure she went to wigs soon after this.

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  8. Poor Karen, a singing, pink exclamation point.

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