Miss Freda Payne



That wig! That dress! Those dancers!


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  1. I like how that tiny dancer just sneaks in there.

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  2. I kept getting distracted by the Sears Catalog Model Dancers, but I stared and stared, hoping to prove my theory that the wig snaked down the back of the dress and was actually of a (hair)piece with the bottom of the gown. As it is, that's the only evening dress I've ever seen with its own wiglet.

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    1. There is a delicate balance between that wig and the bottom of the dress; one without the other would just be wrong. And possibly fatal.

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  3. I just hate it when I'm all dressed up and my muff falls.

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    1. HA!! That's why I don't go out anymore.

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  4. It's the SPLAT that's most embarrassing.

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    1. good lord you actually made me laugh out loud!!!

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    2. Just a few days shy of a year later I'm laughing out loud too!

      It just proves muff jokes are timeless.

      BrianB

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  5. It looks like a poorly attached toilet tank cover.

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  6. all I can see is a semi stiff dancin phallus a bobbin and a weavin out of a poorly tressed (and stressed) pubic bush! FREE DA PAIN!

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