Somehow,I don't think showtunes from Sweet Charity would work with a Middle Eastern audience.Burt brings the "canned",back to Ham.
But who is which? They do not let us know! I am going to be forced to believe that Mr Convy is Ebony, Ms Allen is Jade, and the other one is Ivory.Except that Debbie Allen should NEVER be anything other than TOP BILLED!
One of the screenwriters is D.B. Cooper? Really??
Ebony and Ivory, workin' it like the Haines Sisters! Bert must be the goofy looking guy who was in the service with Wallace and Davis.BrianB
Tony Orlando and Dawn meets Charlie's Angels. It's genius!Bert was Mick Jade. Work out the gals on your own.
Doesn't Mick Jagger have a daughter named Jade? Hmm...It's all starting to make sense.
So now we've gone from second rate talents in third rate acts to something much, much less uhm, rateable.
Lordy - worse wigs than an episode of "TJ Hooker"! JxPS I bet Miss Allen regrets the line "If they could see me now"...
BERT CONVY!! thanks Thom
It's all for you, darling!
"Somewhere in the Middle East"????Alright, I confess: that's exactly what a night out in this part of the world is like. Except, of course, that Mr. Muscato and I have dropped the Sweet Charity number from the act, which we've retooled as a tribute to mid-period Pia Zadora.
Somehow I knew you could relate!
This is just a little too "Dah, dah, dah, dah, DAH!" for my tastes... (I mean, really... how many times did they need to do that?? Ha!)