Ladies and Gentlemen, Engelbert Humperdinck



Tell him quando, quando, quando.


22 comments:

  1. He's handsome, he can sing, what's not to love? Oh, yeah, his dancing.

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  2. eddie izzards comic riff on engleberts' name will have you in tears. poor engie

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    1. That is a classic...like so much of Eddie's stuff.

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    2. Zingelbert Bambledack
      Yingibert Damblebang
      Zangelbert Bingledack
      Winglebert Humptyback
      Slup Bumwallah
      Cringlebert Fishtybuns
      Steviebuns Buttrocktrumnsnsn

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  3. Those sideburns he's sporting scream out for him to be wearing the same gold flares as the ladies!

    Maybe with a nice sequined half tank. And if The Palace insists on a bow tie, they could have easily done a Chippendale's style.

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  4. I googled him to see what he looks like these days. You don't want to know.

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    1. His audiences now, look like Bingo night at the Convalescent home.

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    2. That's how it goes when you live too long...

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    3. Now he just looks like an old Indian man. With sideburns.

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  5. Oh, dear - I opened the paper last weekend and was shocked to see that he's heading this way. I'd truck up to Dubai to see him, but I fear it would be more sad than camp. Now if he were to bring that pack of Staggering Haremettes with him...

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  6. That was like all of George Lazenby's James Bond movies rolled in to one!

    BrianB

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    1. Brian, that is the perfect description!

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  7. I don't care what any of you say......
    After all these years I still want to engelbert his humperdink...

    TWICE.

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    1. I paid no attention to him back in the day, thus had no idea he was so handsome!

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    2. All those millions of gals from Accounting and your better regional department stores who used to flock to the Westbury Music Fair and its ilk across the country to scream their lungs out can't be wrong!

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  8. Dear old Arnold Dorsey. Hung like a donkey, so rumour has it!

    My Nan used to sing "Please Release Me" while sat on the loo... Jx

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  9. Thom - you're psychic. Engelbert's back and Eurovision's got him - but you found him first!

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    1. Everything old is old again!

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    2. I couldn't be happier - maybe this time we'll actually get some points... Jx

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